This is the kind of plea that just about every single person who has even received a ticket (multiple tickets even) feels deep within their soul. Please Mr. Ticket Man, spare this poor soul!
You have committed English grammar treason! You can forget looking up a car insurance quote when you clearly need to go back to driver’s ed. What? You really thought we’d be on the other person’s side here?
I mean, it’s to the point? Too far? Yeah, we can conquer with that.
Yup, this guy really deserves whats coming to him! He can forget about cheap car insurance, what he really needs to worry about is towing costs.
Clearly this person has encountered so many bad parking jobs that they had dozens upon dozens of cards printed just for those particularly pesky situations. But what does that say about the rest of us? HMM.