What can we say? Some people just know where to hit ‘em where it hurts.
Well at least Jack was honest about what happened, even if he did commit a hit-and-run. Actually you know what, maybe honesty wasn’t the best policy here.
If this student’s plea for mercy actually worked then it’s a greater achievement than the whole Ocean’s Eleven heist put together.
As the note says, you should really feel bad about your horrendous parking skills. Oh wait, you don’t have any.
Ouch, the sarcasm in this note is top notch and hits just below the belt a smudge.